Paste your URL. Our AI tears it apart — brutally, hilariously, and helpfully. Get actionable feedback you'll actually want to read.
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// Sample Output
Real feedback. No fluff. No "great job!" — just the truth your friends were too polite to tell you.
Your hero text says "Welcome to our website." Groundbreaking. Did you also name your dog "Dog"? Tell people what you actually do in under 8 words.
Your site loads in 8.3 seconds. I've waited less time for a table at a Michelin star restaurant. Compress those images before someone dies of old age.
On mobile your CTA button is 4px tall. My cat could design a better touch target. Make it at least 44px — that's the bare minimum for human fingers.
You're using 7 different fonts. This isn't a ransom note. Pick two and stick with them. Your designer (if you had one) is weeping somewhere.
// Process
Drop your site link in the box. We'll handle the rest. No signup, no credit card, no suffering. Yet.
Our AI scans your design, copy, speed, UX, and SEO. It has no chill and zero sympathy. Perfect.
Receive brutal, funny, and actually useful feedback. Share it. Cry. Then fix your site.
// What We Roast
Is your headline actually saying anything? We'll tell you exactly why nobody's reading past it.
Layout, spacing, fonts, colors — if it hurts to look at, we're going to say so. Loudly.
Load time, Core Web Vitals, mobile speed. Slow sites are expensive. We'll show you why.
CTA placement, trust signals, social proof. We'll spot every reason visitors are bouncing.
Title tags, meta descriptions, structure. If Google can't find you, neither can your customers.
Over 60% of traffic is mobile. If your site breaks on a phone, we will not be gentle about it.
// Pricing
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